100WC Week 34

One day I ordered a fat turkey from turkey. It took 1 second to arrive. I Went to front door of the house I said to myself " I love teloportan." When I open the door I saw a massive box that couldn't be right so ask my wife to come down stairs from her sleep I said 
"Open this box" So as she lifted the lid off I saw a monkey he attacked my wife and so I went to my shotgun but I only had one shot. In the end I shot my wife and the monkey became president.